It was a big budget movie that launched the next generation Marvel superheroes.
But ”Eternals” was a big bomb at the box office as it was looong and boooring with tooo many new characters.
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On social media thousands criticized and ridiculed it with scathing reviews.
In this ebook we have gathered 166 of the most vicious reviews of the 2021-movie ”Eternals”.
Here are some examples:
- ”The acting was bad, the writing was bad, the set design was bad, the pacing was bad, everything was bad.”
- ”Bad until I fell asleep in the cinema.”
- ”Too many characters and each of them is flat like recycled milk carton.”
- ”I dummmer for watching it.”
The editors of this ebook run the Youtube-channel ”The Critical Vikings”.
They search through thousands of reviews to find the ultimate combination of humour and viciousness.
The movie ”Eternals” was one of the most expensive productions released in 2021.
And it had a cast with big name stars; Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, Kit Harington, Richard Madden and Gemma Chan.
This was an attempt by Marvel to expand their world of superheroes.
The plot came from a series of comic books centered around the semi-god-like race ”Eternals”. They have been hiding for thousands of years until Earth is threatened by their ancient counterparts, the Deviants.
But the movie was too long and boring, trying to introduce bland new uninteresting characters.
This was a big flop and ”Eternals” probably lost at least 100 million dollars.
The reviews in this ebook are from several public movie review-sites, for example IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes.
Most of the reviews were originally much much longer and have been edited and shortened.
We have corrected some of the spelling mistakes.
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Title: ”The 166 most vicious reviews of the movie ’Eternals’ – A compilation from the youtubers Critical Vikings”
ISBN: 978-91-990687-9-4
Published: November 5, 2025.
Editor: Bob the Berzerker.
Link to Youtube: The Critical Vikings Youtube-page.
Link to X: The Critical Vikings X-page.
Formats: PDF and EPUB
The PDF-book: 175 pages. 1 Mb.
The EPUB-book: 3.300 words.
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